This episode introduces the series. *WARNING LANGUAGE*
Creating the series, Jay Smith attempts to explain how his life intersects some interesting and successful people. He explains his situation using a metaphor that, while apt, is not appropriate for younger listeners. So, like, don't play this on the car radio with the kids on route to extra-currics. And not with your pastor. Or people who hate the word F*ck.
And, for the record, "F*ck" is a metaphor for "candy".
And "candy" is a metaphor" for "caring about things".